Memiors of a Moddler

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Part 3

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Quarantine confessions part 3: My crotch goblins JUST went to bed because they were playing Mario Kart and I lost track of time. They were l...

Escape

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Since we can't escape our twat tokens, this seems like the next best thing. Asylum seems fitting considering our situation. ...

Rebellion

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When your sibling is trying to start a rebellion over the taxation of snacks, but you're okay with the hierarchy because you...

Part 2

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Quarantine confessions part 2: I really want to socially distance myself from my fallopian fruit, but apparently they rely on me for surviva...

Part 1

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Quarantine confessions part 1: I don't remember the last time my kids showered.
Sunday, March 29, 2020

Check the background

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I took an adorable picture of my uterus droppings kicking my ass at yahtzee yesterday. I almost posted it, but I do that thing where I check...

Quit beating me

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"I love you so much and I'm really trying to be nice to you, but if you keep kicking my ass at these games, I'm dro...

Ultimate Sock Matching

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Day who the hell knows of quarantine: We played ultimate sock matching championship. I matched the most socks in the allotted ti...

Momhub

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Momhub Hear me out..... It's like Grubhub, but specifically for wine delivery. There will be a 1-10 number scale to disclose how crazy y...

Google Eyes

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You're just too bad to be true I can't take my eyes off you. You don't listen when I say not to touch I wanna yell a...
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