Procrastinating

Son: I have homework from Thursday that I need to do. 

Me: It's Sunday and you're just NOW telling me that you have homework? Quit procrastinating, boy!! How are you going to be a productive member of society if you continuously put off shit that needs done? Go do it. 

Me: *restarts washer for the fourth time in a row because I kept putting off switching it over so now the clothes smell bad........again.* 

Me to husband: I don't know where he gets this shit from. 

Husband: 😐🤨