My moddler finished a late night snack tonight. She wanted to eat tomatoes and ranch. It's one of her favorites. The only problem with that is that she will make a huge mess and then IMMEDIATELY climb on her father when she's done, essentially marinating him with her tomato juice and ranch leftovers. Then, he bitches at me because she does this after HE let's her out of her seat without wiping her off first. This happened and then she ratted out her father for saying bad words after he aggreed to reel it in to prevent her from repeating bad shit.
Husband: "I hate it when you give her a plate of tomatoes and ranch."
Bean: "YEAH, MOM. THE FUCK?!"
Husband: "Baby, don't say that!!"
Bean: "uhhhhhh, you do."
What am I going to do with these two?! 🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
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