Why I Drink.....

Hello everyone and welcome to today's episode of "Why I drink" brought to you by the lovely Amelia, my moddler(monster toddler). I know what you must be thinking. "How does this child get into so much so quickly? What are you doing while she's being an asshole?" The answers are simple, my friends. We are pretty sure she's a direct descendant of Houdini and to answer your question about me, she usually makes a small mess and as I'm cleaning that up, she makes a slightly bigger one and on and on. It's the domino effect. I truly believe she was put on this Earth to test how much I can handle before losing my mind. 🤷🏼‍♀️🍷