She Does Everything. 🙄

There I was, discussing Canadian politics with my 6th grader for her Social Studies assignment while shampooing the carpet because my moddler decided to coat it with a banana she smushed and give it an overcoat of milk that she somehow managed to dump into a squirt gun from her sippy cup when I realized I needed to make lunch. While I was throwing together sandwiches, I decided to turn on Shrek in an attempt to distract my semen demon from demolishing my house while I finish everything I'm trying to accomplish. The dogs start barking so I asked my 7yo to stop the video she was watching on her laptop to go check the mail because I'm expecting a package of clothes I had ordered FOR HER. She sighs, rolls her eyes, looks directly in my face, and says, "ugh. I do everything around here." 😳 Just a recap in case you weren't paying attention: I am simultaneously teaching, cooking, shampooing, searching for Shrek(the Christmas one because that's the current favorite), and trying to get the dogs to stop barking at the mailman, but she has to do EVERYTHING by pushing pause and walking 10ft to the door? Thank god the fire department is still considered essential because I'm about to drop kick this one right to their front door. 🤦🏼‍♀️