Memiors of a Moddler

We're sitting here watching Toy Story 4 and I keep hearing a beeping. It stops and then starts again. It's really starting to get an...

My moddler finished a late night snack tonight. She wanted to eat tomatoes and ranch. It's one of her favorites. The only problem with t...

Every damn time I try to take a bath, my moddler will evade her father, three siblings, two dogs, and cat to come upstairs. She ...

For the past few days, I've been repeating the same sequence of events. I go to pull the clothes out of the dryer, notice th...

We spent our day with this "headband" on our head. It is most definitely not an actual headband. This bright blue acce...

Get a new gate they said. She won't be able to get into shit they said. 🙄 THEY WERE WRONG. We have gone through about 7 of ...

I call my moddler Bean. I used to call her Beaner, but I would get terrible looks from people for screaming, "get back here...

I fucked up, y'all. I called our cat an asshole within earshot of my moddler. She thought it was hilarious and is now referr...

Son: I have homework from Thursday that I need to do.  Me: It's Sunday and you're just NOW telling me that you have homework? Quit p...

When you've been waiting all day for him to get home to love you, but all he wants to do is talk about himself. 😂🤦🏼‍♀️