Sunday, March 8, 2020

No eye contact

I've never come in contact with a leopard before, but I have put a toddler to bed and the rules are basically the same:
1: Stay calm.
2: Don't make eye contact.
3. Back away slowly.
4. I said DON'T make eye contact.
5. You fucked up, bud. 
6. It was nice knowing you.

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