Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Urinal Confessional

Tonight while brushing my teeth, my 7yo burst in the bathroom to use the toilet. Apparently scrubbing my mouth triggers the colons of my uterus candy and they feel the need to shit IMMEDIATELY. She comes in, sits down, and says, "remember when I went to the dentist and you told them I brush teeth everyday?" I nodded my head yes and she said, "I don't remember the last time I brushed my teeth." I asked, "What? Why?" She responded by telling me that I told her as long as her room was picked up, she didn't need to make her bed because she was just going to sleep in it again so she figured she didn't need to brush her teeth because she was just going to dirty them again when she ate. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I send them up every night and say, "brush your teeth." Apparently she's just been skipping it for god only knows how long and decided to use the bathroom right now as a truth booth to disclose that information. I guess I need to go back to supervising their before bed routines. #momfail

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