Assholeitis

It appears as though my muff monsters have contracted assholeitis. The symptoms include talking back, fighting amongst themselves, stomping their feet, whining, eye rolling, etc. I was really hoping quarantine would keep them safe, but it seems to have had the opposite effect. I'm not really sure how to treat this affliction so they've been isolating in their rooms until which time they are symptom free. Hopefully they'll start feeling better soon. Until then, we're accepting prayers and alcohol.