Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Assailant

I try to be a good mom. I try to be supportive and understanding, doing the best I can to instill morals and basic human decency in my crotch fruit. Despite that, this one has decided to turn to crime. I caught this armed assailant in the kitchen, wielding a golf club. She was swinging this thing around like she was trying to hit a pinata through her mask. She just kept screaming, "yee-haw!! Where da cookies at?!" 😳 Does anyone know if there is a scared straight for toddlers?

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