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There's nothing more embarrassing than having company over only for them to see my moddler in her birthday suit with her head between her legs as she's giving them her vertical brown smile as they walk in the door. At the same time, it completely helps validate everything I've ever written about how unbelievably awkward my uterus dropping is and why we never leave the house. Thank god the only people that ever open the door to this shit show is family and those visits are few and far between.