Showah

Today we are mad because mom won't let us "showah" in the "washah" despite the fact that she is not a dish of any sort. She doesn't seem to understand that even if she somehow manages to not drown, she wouldn't survive the heat cycle to dry her. Instead, my crotch dropping is extremely pissed at me for keeping her alive. I'm just the mean asshole trying to save her life. 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄