Underwear

I'm wearing underwear for the first time in months. I just forgot to put them on one day while I was in a hurry and just haven't worn them since. My ovary candy is currently screaming and refusing to leave the house because, "you wear my pans!" I'm not wearing her damn pants nor have I ever even attempted to squeeze my fat ass into any of them. So, if you see us out of the house for any reason and you overhear my moddler screaming at me about "pans" just know that I'm just trying to run errands with underwear on. 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️