Kitchen sink

We just found some chocolate ass cake in our kitchen sink. I bet you have some questions. Keep your eggs in your ovaries, Karen. I'll explain. My semen demon has been wearing the same underwear all day. We knew she was using her potty because her booty holster has remained dry but we assumed the tiny dictator was having her siblings do her dirty work and empty it. We were wrong. Little miss independent has been emptying her own potty.........in the kitchen sink. When confronted, she said, "haha.....I poop in dere." I'm pretty sure this is some sort of social experiment to see how much craziness we can withstand before we succumb to the insanity.