Vick's

I just caught my love trophy rubbing baby Vick's vaporub on her butthole. I walked into the kitchen to see her bent over, cheeks spread, just lathering it on there. 🤦🏼‍♀️ She might have assumed it was diaper rash cream or maybe she just thought her chocolate pocket was congested. Either way, I threw her in the bath and scrubbed her down, but now she's walking around lookin like a cowboy that just got done riding his steed saying "my butt coooooooold." 😳 I don't know why she is the way that she is or why she does the things that she does. All I know is that it's never boring around here.