Mickey

Apparently our asshole cat killed a mouse and brought it to my semen demon. I am not sure exactly when Mickey Mouse was murdered in our clubhouse or why his mousekadoertool set didn't protect him from our fiesty feline. All I know is that my moddler just tried to bring it's corpse to bed with her. She usually tries to sneak a toy so I started patting her down like a prison inmate before letting her climb in. I practically pissed myself because I was not prepared for what she was trying to smuggle. She is completely devastated that I refused to let her have a sleepover with this poor, lifeless rodent. I am officially the worst mom ever all because I just threw her new best friend in the trash. 🤦🏼‍♀️