Just trying to call one of them.

Why does it feel like I have tourettes everytime I try to call one of my children? It's always like "Ash-elle-SHIT-ca-aaaaa-FUCKME-goddamnit-AMELIA!!" By the time I FINALLY get the damn name out that I'm looking for, I end up forgetting what I'm even yelling about. It always results in all of my children standing in front of me just as confused as I am. 🤦🏼‍♀️