I lost my phone. Well, I thought I lost my phone, but really, it was my mind that I lost. I had my phone in my hand, flashlight on as I was frantically searching for it. I was moving the blankets around and my ovary dropping woke up out of a dead sleep and said, "wat a hell?" I told her it was fine and to lay back down because mama was just looking for her phone. She looked at my phone in my hand and then looked at me like she couldn't believe I had the audacity to pass down these award winning genetics. With a straight face, she said, "get it a gether, mom!!" Then, almost as quickly as she woke up, she passed back out.
I'm trying to get it together, kid. I'm really trying. 😂🤦🏼♀️
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