I just got woke up to a loud bang to realize my child pulled a me on me. She climbed up in bed and cuddled really close. She ran her fingers through my hair and sang happy birthday(because that's one of her favorite songs). She put my ass to sleep so she could get up, go in the living room, and drive her powerwheels truck around while drinking syrup she stole from the fridge. The bang was from her running into shit because she doesn't steer. 🙄 Then, this little shit had the nerve to look me straight in the face and say, "you go back night night right now!!" I swear to god this child is going to be the end of me.
Send help and wine.
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